The Parent Trap Dance.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
When all your friends are online.
remember when the rock was on hannah montana
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh